All remaining shirts at the Gawker Shop are on sale through the end of the week, at which time we close our doors for good. Many shirts are entirely sold out, but some remain, like Lifehacker's Geek to Live — currently available in Women's Extra Large through Medium. No men's sizes left, alas! We also have a few more women's smalls in Productively Lazy. To see all other remaining shirts, visit the Gawker Shop.

All remaining shirts at the Gawker Shop are on sale through the end of the week, at which time we close our doors for good. Many shirts are entirely sold out, but some remain, like Consumerist's My Call Is Important to You — currently available in Men's Extra Large and Medium, and Women's Extra Large through Medium. To see all other remaining shirts, visit the Gawker Shop.

All remaining shirts at the Gawker Shop are on sale through the end of the week, at which time we close our doors for good. Many shirts are entirely sold out, but some remain, like It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free — currently available in Men's Large and Medium and Women's Medium. If you like this shirt, you might also like She Did What? To see all other remaining shirts, visit the Gawker Shop.

As we told you back in December, sadly the Gawker Shop is closing. So in an effort to clean out our warehouse, we're offering all shirts for just $9.99. Many shirts — including Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You, Douché, and I Hate Your Kids — are almost sold out, but some sizes remain. Some other shirts, like New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Probably Have a Trust Fund and I'm Fine have more stock. Try your luck!

How can a t-shirt convey all of our complex feelings? It just can't - though Lord knows we've tried, with "I Hate Your Kids" and "Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You", and even "It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free"!

But the moment has come when we have found that we have nothing left to say that can fit on a t-shirt. Plus, coming up with such pith is really tiring.

So we're selling out the rest of our t-shirts and then THERE WILL BE NO MORE. You know what that means: They'll become "collector's items"! We've even discounted all shirts to $17.99, and many sizes are already sold out. So buy them now, or forever hold your peace.

How can a t-shirt convey all of our complex feelings? It just can't - though Lord knows we've tried, with "Douché" (sold out in all men's sizes!) and "I Hate Your Kids", and even "It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free"!

But the moment has come when we have found that we have nothing left to say that can fit on a t-shirt. Plus, coming up with such pith is really tiring.

So we're selling out the rest of our t-shirts and then THERE WILL BE NO MORE. You know what that means: They'll become "collector's items" and nerds will keep them sealed in plastic bags for the future. We've even discounted all shirts to $17.99, and many sizes are already sold out. So buy them now, or forever hold your peace.

Today's Gawker Shop Shirt of the Day: I Hate Your Kids, printed on super soft 100% cotton American Apparel shirts.

Looking for something a bit less spiteful? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts, including Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You, New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Must Have a Trust Fund, and Douché.

Douché is one of our most popular shirts. It's super soft, 100% cotton made sweatshop-free by American Apparel in LA.

We have plenty of other shirts, too, including Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You, New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Must Have a Trust Fund, and I Hate Your Kids.

Douché [The Gawker Shop]

On sale, today only: Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You. It's now available in almost every size imaginable, from MXXXL and WXXL to MS and WS. Of course, it's also super soft 100% cotton, made in LA by American Apparel.

Looking for something full price? We have plenty of other shirts, too, including Douché, New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Must Have a Trust Fund, and I Hate Your Kids.

Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You [The Gawker Shop]

Today's shirt is Fleshbot's Pure Filth. Of course, it's super soft 100% cotton, made in LA by American Apparel.

Looking for something cleaner? We have plenty of other shirts, too, including Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You and New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Must Have a Trust Fund.

Pure Filth ]The Gawker Shop]

Today's shirt is the famous You're With Me, Leather, once worn on MTV's TRL. Plus, like all of our shirts, it's super soft 100% cotton, made by American Apparel in LA. What more could you want?

Looking for something else? We have plenty of other shirts, too.

You're With Me, Leather [Wikipedia]
Yes I Am Quietly Judging You ]The Gawker Shop]

One of our most popular shirts, Yes I Am Quietly Judging You is available in nine different sizes — from women's small to men's extra extra large.

Is this shirt too cheery? We have plenty of other shirts for you to choose from, including I Hate Your Kids and It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free.

Yes I Am Quietly Judging You ]The Gawker Shop]